diff --git a/store/templates/coffee.html b/store/templates/coffee.html
index 8847e46b755a7ab46cb7db3f161eb8c8b3ed945d..3bc60108523966c9a7d58b3b3a06a4c07ee44e4c 100644
--- a/store/templates/coffee.html
+++ b/store/templates/coffee.html
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
{% extends "product.html" %} {% block title %}COFFEE{% endblock %}
{% block description %}
- DESCRIPTION FOR EXISTENTIAL DREAD RELIEF
+ Looking for a coffee experience that's truly out of this world? Look no further than our AlphaMart Coffee Blend - the only coffee that seems alive!
+ <br>
+ Our AlphaMart Coffee Blend is unlike anything you've ever tasted before. Its unique and mysterious blend of beans seems to come alive in your cup, creating a sensation that defies explanation. You'll feel like you're drinking a potion that's both refreshing and energizing, and yet strangely otherworldly.
+ <br>
+ But don't just take our word for it - try AlphaMart Coffee Blend for yourself and experience the difference. Our satisfied customers rave about its flavor and invigorating effect, and many have reported strange and unexplained sensations while enjoying their cup.
+ <br>
+ So why settle for boring, ordinary coffee when you can have the enigmatic and exhilarating AlphaMart Coffee Blend? Order now and start enjoying a coffee experience that's truly alive!
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diff --git a/store/templates/creamer.html b/store/templates/creamer.html
index 3b343d662853a96adae314890563b404c6d2c7ce..d65fc33d9bdce1e897f95f4433d8b209d7efa4f7 100644
--- a/store/templates/creamer.html
+++ b/store/templates/creamer.html
@@ -1,9 +1,13 @@
{% extends "product.html" %} {% block title %}CREAMER{% endblock %}
{% block description %}
- NEED TO ADD SOME CREAM TO YOUR MEAL? DO YOU NOT WANT TO CONSUME MILK?<br>
- WELL BOY DO WE HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!<br>
- INTRODUCING ALPHAMART REAL COW DAIRY-FREE CREAMER! MADE WITH REAL COWS!<br>
- NEVER HAVE A NON CREAMED DRINK EVER AGAIN!<br>
- GOES ESPECIALLY WELL WITH ALPHAMART'S OFFICIAL COFFEE FROM HELL!
+ Looking for a delicious and creamy creamer that's also dairy-free? Look no further than Real Cow Dairy-Free Creamer - the only creamer made from cows that won't make you feel guilty!
+ <br>
+ Our revolutionary formula is made from real cows, but without any of the harmful dairy products that can leave you feeling bloated and uncomfortable. Our secret process ensures that the creamer is rich, creamy, and packed with flavor, without any of the negative side effects that come with traditional dairy products.
+ <br>
+ Not only is Real Cow Dairy-Free Creamer a healthier alternative, but it's also great for the environment. By using cows in our process, we're able to reduce waste and promote sustainability, while still delivering a product that's unmatched in flavor and texture.
+ <br>
+ But don't just take our word for it - try Real Cow Dairy-Free Creamer for yourself and experience the difference. Our satisfied customers rave about its smooth, velvety texture and rich, full-bodied flavor, and many have even reported feeling more energized and alert after drinking it.
+ <br>
+ So why settle for bland, boring creamers that leave you feeling bloated and uncomfortable when you can have Real Cow Dairy-Free Creamer? Order now and start enjoying the taste of real cows without the guilt!
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diff --git a/store/templates/dread.html b/store/templates/dread.html
index 8d7fbc921697d3c0c7c01341797e9e98f51cd8bb..8d90ece4c5b1747be43423923d3ae3bd31fc50e2 100644
--- a/store/templates/dread.html
+++ b/store/templates/dread.html
@@ -1,5 +1,13 @@
{% extends "product.html" %} {% block title %}DREAD{% endblock %}
{% block description %}
- DESCRIPTION FOR EXISTENTIAL DREAD RELIEF
+ Tired of feeling lost and overwhelmed by the weight of the world? Say goodbye to your existential dread and hello to a brighter future with Existential Dread Relief - the only pill that can instantly lift the weight of the world off your shoulders.
+ <br>
+ Our powerful formula is designed to target the root cause of your anxiety and eliminate it with ease. In just minutes, you'll feel a sense of calm and clarity that you haven't experienced in years. No more sleepless nights or endless worry - with Existential Dread Relief, you can finally live the life you've always wanted.
+ <br>
+ But that's not all - Existential Dread Relief also has other benefits that you won't find with other anxiety medications. Our unique formula can also make you more productive, motivated, and obedient, allowing you to achieve your goals with ease.
+ <br>
+ Don't just take our word for it - try Existential Dread Relief for yourself and experience the difference. Our satisfied customers rave about its powerful effects and life-changing benefits, and many have reported a newfound sense of purpose and direction in their lives.
+ <br>
+ So why suffer in silence when you can have Existential Dread Relief? Order now and start living your best life today!
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diff --git a/store/templates/existence.html b/store/templates/existence.html
index cc8874fc9e15b489444b5223070033d52fa60a69..1ec14373e21c4ac94c97a3cff6976255387faaa1 100644
--- a/store/templates/existence.html
+++ b/store/templates/existence.html
@@ -1,5 +1,13 @@
{% extends "product.html" %} {% block title %}EXISTENCE{% endblock %}
{% block description %}
- DESCRIPTION FOR INSTANT EXISTENCE
+ Looking for a way to bring your imagination to life? Look no further than Instant Existence - the only product that lets you create something out of nothing!
+ <br>
+ With Instant Existence, you can bring your wildest dreams to life in an instant. Simply spray the product on any surface, and watch as it becomes existent before your very eyes.
+ <br>
+ But Instant Existence isn't just for dreamers and creatives - it's also a practical tool for everyday use. Need a new piece of furniture? Spray it into existence! The possibilities are endless with Instant Existence.
+ <br>
+ Don't just take our word for it - try Instant Existence for yourself and experience the power of creation. Our satisfied customers rave about its ease of use and impressive results, and many have even reported a feeling of empowerment and excitement while using it. An affront to Descartes and Lavoisier alike.
+ <br>
+ So why settle for a mundane existence when you can have Instant Existence? Order now and start bringing your imagination to life today!
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diff --git a/store/templates/fly.html b/store/templates/fly.html
index c18b8f987afe6e63ed9ebd6fe09bbb9a0cd05659..f255b0d8f578630246eb54d3f27a5b4108b48449 100644
--- a/store/templates/fly.html
+++ b/store/templates/fly.html
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
{% extends "product.html" %} {% block title %}FLY{% endblock %}
{% block description %}
- DESCRIPTION FOR NON-STICK FLY PAPERS
+ Looking for a new way to keep pesky insects out of your home? Look no further than non-sticky flypaper! This incredible product defies all logic and common sense, making it a must-have for anyone seeking a truly unique insect-repelling solution.
+ <br>
+ With non-sticky flypaper, you can say goodbye to the messy and unpleasant task of cleaning up sticky traps. Instead, our product uses a special, repelling surface that keeps flying insects at bay without the need for any harmful chemicals or poisons. Plus, its mysterious and eerie aura is sure to intrigue and impress your guests.
+ <br>
+ But don't take our word for it - try non-sticky flypaper for yourself and experience the difference. Our satisfied customers rave about its effectiveness, and many have even reported strange and unexplained phenomena surrounding the product.
+ <br>
+ So why settle for boring, traditional flypaper when you can have the enigmatic and effective non-sticky flypaper? Order now and start enjoying an insect-free home today!
{% endblock %}
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